Thursday, May 28, 2009

Before I Was Classy


When I was in high school I had the great pleasure of living next door to a very good friend who at one point had a retainer. I never had any kind of mouth apparatus growing up, in fact, I used to pretend I had a retainer by bending paper clips and slipping them over my front teeth. Anyhow, one day I spied his retainer holder and without a beat opened the box and shoved it into my own mouth. It didn't fit but man, was it awesome.

1 comment:

Fancy said...

Oh man. Awesome. Like my misguided envy for my neighbor's daily afternoon snack: cold hot dogs straight outta the package and a swig from the Diet Coca Cola liter. Wow, how AMERICAN!!!